The UK diabetes forum scene was stunned today when DNA tests confirmed a forum member was found in a meat pie. An unnamed source, believed to be an ex board member, turned whistle blower, became suspicious after noticing how many members disappeared into thin air upon joining the forum. Chief Inspector Fred Knacker the Mets most successful detective stated today “the horse meat scandal is a non runner compared to this outrage” The forum’s sternest critic, has not been seen, since winning a long weekend in Rumania prize in a forum competition. Knacker is working on the theory that new members are not wanted, as only one new member who has joined the forum in the last 28 days has posted. Meanwhile Interpol are searching for missing forum board member Borofergie who has not been seen in weeks.
The Sun
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