Forum moderators are required at our new diabetes forum ETYM. Are you a fan of big pharma and junk food ? If so this could be the job for you. If you think statins are the greatest thing since sliced bread call us today. Applicants who survived the ACCORD trial will be given special propriety.
Preference will be given to pet owners and people with special interest in Avatars and emoticons. The main requirement is an un-flinching loyalty to forum owners (those that remain). Any member questioning the owners out dated dogma, must be dealt with harshly and immediately, by ridiculing the member, reducing their Karma to negative, and awarding the forum owners with Karma points and thank you’s. Applicants used to mob tactics in taking down militant lowcarbers at other forums, are especially welcome to apply. Knowledge of controlling diabetes or healthy diabetic diets is not a requirement.
Please note. ETYM is an equal opportunities employer. We operate a zero tolerance policy against Lowcarb Hezbollah and Palio diet evangelists. Anyone questioning our middle of the road NHS and DUK dietary policy will be banned. Previous lowcarb fundamentalists and other SCUM need not apply.
The Management.
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